I told my daughterthat I would never help her move
again. She asked if I had
lied, helping
her once again.
I told her
that breaking a promise
about the future
is not lying.
In any case,
she had a couple of
chemistry students
help move her couch.
I tried to interest them
in my ideas on levitation,
but they wouldn't consider it
an option.
I explained
that some
can move spoons
with their minds,
and that the difference
between a spoon and
a couch is minimal.
They seemed to be buying
the idea for a (short) moment,
but then, in spite of
their excellent education,
relied on their brute strength
rather than wishful moving.
I wonder who is holding up
all the levitating bodies
in the universe.
